4 Steps To Ensure You’re The Worst Developer Ever!

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4 Steps To Ensure You’re The Worst Developer Ever!(geekdaily.net)

submitted by justinbezanson(1555) 3 years, 2 months ago

There are lots of articles about improving your skills as a developer. Everyone likes to talk about how to strengthen their skills and produce really good software. But, what if you want to be the worst developer ever? Nobody seems to want to share those secrets.

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posted by panic(35) 3 years, 2 months ago 0

Holy crap, this describes my boss perfectly. Now I know his evil plan. He's not really a horrible programmer, it's all for job security!

posted by justinbezanson(1555) 3 years, 2 months ago 0

@panic, lol the sad thing is they usual don't know they are bad programmers. I sure didn't when I was starting out. Looking at code I wrote even just a year ago makes me cringe.

posted by dotnetchris(157) 3 years, 2 months ago 0

@justinbezanson what's really scary is when a developer has 10~ years of experience that it's put him into a V.P. type role and has been out of touch with technology for 2-3 years and still wishes to attempt to micromanage the design of the system with what type of design patterns and direction on technology to use.

IE tightly coupling and new technology? Don't use it! FAIL.

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