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Average People Discover Programming Simple, Wages Plummet!(adronbhall.com)

submitted by adronadron(835) 4 years, 9 months ago

I've heard this, often said tongue in cheek, "If people realized how simple software development was, it would be a minimum wage occupation." News flash, the general populace does not embody any of the listed characteristics... read more...

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Why XML SUCKS(drowningintechnicaldebt.com)

submitted by dbottjerdbottjer(310) 4 years, 10 months ago

As many of my colleagues know, I am not a really big fan of XML. I think it's bloated. I think it's not needed. I don't think it accomplishes much if anything that couldn't be done before just by sending text delimited in a different way. I'm not sure why if I want to tell someone a yes or a no answer on something being found, I have to wrap it in 1000 characters of SOAP data when i could just send a 0 a 1 or nothing and accomplish the same thing. Or why if I want a list of data, I have to wrap it up and package it as XML when I could just send the list as regular delimited text instead of delimited by 20% text bloat of so-called self description. Anyway, that's the short version of why I think XML sucks. Here are some other people that think it sucks and some much more in depth articles about it. =) read more...

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Top 20 .NET Garbage Collection Articles(drowningintechnicaldebt.com)

submitted by dbottjerdbottjer(310) 4 years, 11 months ago

Ah. Garbage Collection... how I love and hate thee. =P I think one sad thing about programming in .net is that it seems many developers don't know or care anything about garbage collection and memory management. You used to *have* to know about it in order to write bug free code. I suppose it is a two edge sword in that developers can develop faster as the intention was to relieve developers of the need to know or care anything about memory management. I personally have always tried to follow best practices for implementation and have tried to stay somewhat cautious of issues related to memory. I've been fortunate in never really having any memory management related issues in my previous applications. However, there, but for the grace of God, I too could go. read more...

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Office Business Applications Architecture Talk(drowningintechnicaldebt.com)

submitted by dbottjerdbottjer(310) 4 years, 11 months ago

The following conversation is a conversation with Microsoft Financial Services Sr. Architect Colin Cole discussing Office Business Applications (OBA). This is a new type of blog post for me and a Drowning In Technical Debt first. I hope to conduct similar conversations in the future. Finally, I would like to thank Colin for making time to have this conversation with me. read more...

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Space Used By SQL Indexes(drowningintechnicaldebt.com)

submitted by dbottjerdbottjer(310) 5 years, 6 months ago

How much space are your SQL Indexes using? read more...

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Hype Cycle(drowningintechnicaldebt.com)

submitted by dbottjerdbottjer(310) 5 years, 6 months ago

While researching web service best practices I came across Gartner’s Hype Cycle and was immediately impressed with its simplicity and clarity. It summed up in a simple graph the wild technological rollercoaster ride I’ve (and probably you too) have been on for most of my career. Early on I used to fall for the “coolest” gadgets, the “hot” languages and the “latest” architectures. I’d spend a lot of money and time on books, courses and software in an effort to get up to speed. Aggravatingly, it seemed, I was just in time to see the coolest gadgets cool-off and the hot languages fall by the wayside and replaced by a new wave. Early out of college this was self-inflicted because I wanted to make an impact with my employer. Which lead to enough successes to justify the effort. But then in the early nineties something strange happened. My employer started bringing me the cutting edge technologies to see if there was any business value. And sadly, the same cycle reoccurred. But this time the amount of money, effort and time were exponentially growing with each project. I was amazed at how easy it was for them to drop a million on software license and then in a blink of an eye drop it like yesterday’s dishwater. Yet after the dust settled we did seem to gain from the experience and our technologies matured. read more...

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Systems Integration: No Assumptions(drowningintechnicaldebt.com)

submitted by dbottjerdbottjer(310) 5 years, 6 months ago

There are many sayings about assumptions and I’ll let you fill in your favorite. Regarding Systems Integration, the hard lesson I’ve learned is not to assume the other system will properly filter or handle a specific constraint. For example, Windows systems use a carriage-return-line-feed to mark the end-of-a-line. However, UNIX systems simply use a line-feed to mark the end-of-a-line. This is not to say that UNIX systems can’t handle files containing CRLF’s. It just means that most UNIX Systems just use an LF to mark the end-of-a-line. read more...

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Top 20 Funniest Geek Humor Bits of All Time(community-credit.com)

submitted by BulletBullet(785) 5 years, 6 months ago

I have put together a collection of the absolute funniest Geek Humor bits in the history of geek humor. Among them is "Nick Burns", "Internet Help Desk", "Keeping Your Parents Off of the Internet" and many others. It just doesn't get any funnier than these, especially if you are a computer geek. read more...

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Sql Server 2005 CLR Objects(aspnetpodcast.com)

submitted by wallymwallym(2085) 5 years, 7 months ago

This talks about some of the basics of Sql Server CLR Objects read more...

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Basics of the Microsoft AJAX Library(aspnetpodcast.com)

submitted by wallymwallym(2085) 5 years, 7 months ago

This podcast video has the basics of the Microsoft AJAX Library. read more...

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Really Funny Geek Humor for the week of October 16th (community-credit.com)

submitted by BulletBullet(785) 5 years, 7 months ago

"High Volume Email Deployment" - "The Smiley Intervention" - "Weird Al - Virus Alert"- "Perfect Strangers Meet At Coffee Shop" - "Stephen Colbert duals with George Lucas" - "YODA Syntax" - "How to "Not" Get a Job with your Video Resume " read more...

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Hacking the Report Viewer Redistributable(drowningintechnicaldebt.com)

submitted by dbottjerdbottjer(310) 5 years, 7 months ago

I have used the Report Viewer Control included in Visual Studio 2005 to embed reports within our Smart Client. The control allows me to create professional reports without the use of a third party tools. Plus I can always scale up to Reporting Services should the need arrise. There is a Report Viewer Redistributable available for download. However, the Redistributable is an MSI and installs all components in the GAC. This action requires administrator permissions which is not a choice due to our corporate security policy. read more...

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Win a Hydrogen Cell Car, 3D Mouse and other prizes for being a geek.(community-credit.com)

submitted by BulletBullet(785) 5 years, 7 months ago

These are some of the 15 October Prizes for Community-Credit.com, where "We give stupid prizes to smart people". If you blog, attend tech events, post on discussion boards and the like, you have a great chance at winning a geeky prize this month. read more...

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Computer Geek Humor for the Week of Sept. 11th(community-credit.com)

submitted by BulletBullet(785) 5 years, 8 months ago

Here are the latest Computer Geek Humor Videos for the week of September 11th, 2006. These are really funny!!! read more...

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"We Give Stupid prizes to smart people" - September Prizes(community-credit.com)

submitted by BulletBullet(785) 5 years, 8 months ago

Blog, Post on discussion boards, attend tech events or contribute to the development community in any way and you can win some very geeky prizes. Septembers prizes include: ptimus Mini Three Keyboard - 512 MB SpyDisk Pen - USB 2.0 Bracelet Flash Band - Uber Cool Finger Mouse - Two Player Invisible Fighting Game - Lazer Trip Wire - The Ultimate Mars Rover Kit - Relativity Watch - Ninja Burger Honorable Employee Handbook - Tetran Cable Winder - Potty Putter - Uncut D&D figures - Nintendo DS Water Game - d20 Spiral Necklace - Street Fighter UFS Collectible Card Game a way to strangle your boss and many other stupid prizes read more...

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Computer Geek Humor for the Week of September 3rd(community-credit.com)

submitted by BulletBullet(785) 5 years, 8 months ago

Here are the latest Computer Geek Humor entries for the week of September 34d, 2006. The Community-Credit humor discussion board may not have the largest collection of Geek humor in the world, but we do have the largest collection of Funny Geek Humor in the world. read more...

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